CAPTAIN'S CORNER Weekly/Season Stats All-Time Records Award Winners PROFILES Mark Koll Career Stats Mark Koll Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Matt Koll Career Stats Matt Koll Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Matt Vitaliano    Career Stats Matt Vitaliano Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Luke Asimakopoulos Career Stats Luke Asimakopoulos Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Dave Troy Career Stats Dave Troy Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Steve Dudek Career Stats Steve Dudek Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season Bobby Dudek Career Stats Bobby Dudek Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season Brad Falco Career Stats Brad Falco Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season Rob Knapczyk Career Stats Rob Knapczyk Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Kyle Garmes Kyle Garmes Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season <RETIRED LOSERS> Jerry Hahn 3-Time Champion, Jerry was forced into retirment in 2023 after a devastating knee injury.  He finished his career as one of only two players with 1,000+ career points, 1,000+ career rebounds, and 500+ career assists. Career Stats Jerry Hahn Highlight Reels 2022-2023 Season 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Mike Steigerwald This one-time champion was a HatchetBall scoring supernova for 8 years.  He was forced into an early retirement due to family responsibilities.  Will he ever return? Career Stats Mike Steigerwald Highlight Reels 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season Eric Mittermann Eric was deported to England in 2017 for poor dental hygiene. Career Stats Eric Mittermann Highlight Reels 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season Mark Vitaliano The much-better basketball talent in the Vitaliano household, his ambivalence towards HatcheBall resulted in a short career that left most of his potential untapped. Career Stats Mark Vitaliano Highlight Reels 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season Mike Davis After a stunning Rookie of the Year campaign in 2014, Mike's career was tragically cut short by two consecutive injuries.  While his tenure was brief, Mike should still be remembered as one of the best rebounders in HatchetBall history. Career Stats Mike Davis Highlight Reels 2014-2015 Season Paul Hobe Paul immortalized himself by becoming a HatchetBall champion in 2016.  Shortly after, he got an ouchie on his finger and he was never seen again. Career Stats Paul Hobe Highlight Reels 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season Ryan Drish Better known for his acting skills in the annual HatchetBall awards banquet videos, Drish did play an astounding (3) actual HatchetBall games in 2012.  Total career points: 2. Career Stats Ryan Drish Highlight Reels None HOME CAPTAIN'S CORNER GAME REPORTS STATS RECORDS VIDEOS ARCHIVE