May
6th – May 12th
-Sports and Suicide:
On May 2nd,
longtime NFL standout Junior Seau shot himself in the chest and committed suicide. In the week following his death, many have
come forward claiming that it was his NFL career that led him to this
tragic
end. Their reasoning goes that the brain
damage Seau suffered from football led to
a spiraled
loss of control, in this case resulting in self-destruction. But stepping away from Seau
and the NFL for a moment, consider the implausibility of understanding
suicide. There are plenty of
identifiable symptoms of suicide; they are called suicidal tendencies. These symptoms range from depression, to fear
of embarrassment, to isolation, to mental disorder.
But, as goes the mysterious territory of
death, there is no proof of what makes a person kill himself. In hindsight, we can gather the evidence to
attribute the risk factors a person might have carried with them, but
because
Dead Men Tell No Tales, we could never discern a direct cause of
suicide. Is it the depression or the
mental disorder
that wins out in the end? Is it a surrender to overwhelming feelings? A statement of some sort? We can never know. Junior
Seau’s
suicide is a tragedy in the sense that all loss of life is a terrible
tragedy. It is not, however, a tragedy
that teaches us anything about the horrors of football.
Do athletes, particularly football players,
put undo pressure and stress on their bodies and minds?
Of course. Did
playing football in the NFL kill Junior Seau? Of course not. In
August 2011, ex-Orioles pitcher Mike Flanagan shot himself in the head
with a
shotgun. His family couldn’t even
identify the body at first because he was so mangled by the blast. There were reports of financial stress for
Flanagan, who spent a long time working in the Orioles front office
after
retiring, and even rumors that Flanagan was “despondent about
perceived
failures during his tenure in the Orioles’ front office.” All mere speculation, obviously, as Flanagan
isn’t around to explain himself. But if it’s true that Flanagan killed
himself
because of the stress of the Baltimore’s
prolonged baseball futility, should we take steps to somehow relieve
that
stress? Get rid of the Orioles? Should we cancel baseball all together? Once again: of course not.
Suicide, more than anything, is a product of
desperation. It is a final resort for
those who see no other solution. How can
the NFL be blamed for such an internal process?
Some have claimed (like THIS
idiot) that Seau
shot himself in the chest in an effort to leave his brain unharmed, so
it could
be studied for damage he suffered from football. In
that particular article, the idiot claims,
“I believe Seau, who was just 43,
wanted to deliver a
final message, one that would force us to ask uncomfortable
questions.” Well thanks, idiot, for
illuminating the
final message of a person on the brink of killing himself.
It must be nice to have such
omnipotence. Rick Morrissey, of the
Chicago Sun Times, makes an even bolder leap, asking, "How many parents
heard about Junior Seau and Dave Duerson
and plan on banning their children from the gridiron?"
Apparently, Mr. Morrissey envisions parents
using this stream of logic: "My son, if allowed to play football, will
undoubtedly make the NFL. After a long
career of banging his head against other players, he will then,
undoubtedly,
kill himself. To avoid such distress, we
are not going to sign him up for peewees."
The truth is much more unsettling than these fools make it
appear: we
have no idea why Seau killed himself. It feels much safer to assume it was football
that led him to it, as knowing the exact source of his pain is somewhat
of a
mitigating comfort. And even if Seau did kill himself exactly for the reason of
having his
brain studied for the damaging effects of football, what would it prove? What would it change? For
every Junior Seau
and Dave Duerson, there are thousands of
NFL veterans
who don’t commit suicide. The
exception
never proves the rule, especially when it comes to something as
personal and
erratic as suicide. Suicide is an
unpleasant truth of human nature. We
can’t explain it anymore than we can prevent it.
Seau chose to play
football. Later, he chose to take his
own life. Don’t feel sorry for him
or
NFL players. Feel sorry for the sad
nature of our existence. Feel sorry that
there are some things, like suicide, that we will never understand. Above all, feel sorry for Seau’s
family, who have not only been burdened with the advent of his death,
but
likely will be dragged through some prolonged campaign against the NFL
and
brain injury, during which they will be forced to relive their loss
again and again
and again…something we can be sure Seau
never would
have wanted.
-Josh Hamilton and 18
Total
Bases (May 8th): Hamilton had a historic night last Tuesday,
hitting
a quartet of two-run homers and throwing in a double to boot, ending
the night
5-5 with 8 RBI. Hamilton
became just the 16th player to hit four homeruns in a single
game, a
feat rarer than a perfect game, which has happened 21 times. Hamilton’s
performance was quickly dubbed “The greatest game in the history
of the
American League.” Instantly, I
wondered
who the hell had a better game in the National League.
The answer is Shawn Green, who had 19 total
bases while playing for the Dodgers in 2002.
That’s a hell of a game, but once enough time passes, it
feels like a
record that will fall; Hamilton
was
a hair away from doing just that. It’s
interesting how some records seem more epic than others.
Though there have been more perfect games
than 4-HR games, a perfect game seems harder to do.
Each record has its own aura around it. The
all-time home run record was considered
immortal until Barry Bonds broke it and the steroids scandal ruined all of its luster.
Nowadays, I don’t even hear the record mentioned. I prefer the truly amazing records, the ones
that are damn near untouchable. Consider
Billy Hamilton’s 198 runs scored in the 1894 season.
That record will never fall. Barry
Bonds’ 2004 season was amazing (despite
the steroids) for many reasons, but most notably for his 1.422 OPS (FOR
THE
ENTIRE SEASON!) My personal favorites
are any records relating to no-hitters, and I’ll explain why in a
moment. Nolan Ryan holds the record for
most career
no-hitters, with seven. Ryan also holds
the insane record for most no-hitters broken up in the seventh inning
or later,
with 24. Three different men hold the
record for fewest strikeouts in a no-hitter, with zero (most recently
accomplished by Ken Holtzman in 1971). Amos Rusie was
the
youngest ever to throw a no-hitter, accomplishing the feat at just 20
years and
2 months. Still, these records might all
be broken someday, if the right player comes along.
The record, however, that will not be broken
belongs to Johnny Vander Meer, who in June
of 1938,
threw back to back no-hitters. Johnny’s
record will never be bested because in order to beat it, one would have
to
throw three no-hitters in a row. There
is perhaps no record in sports more unbeatable.
It’s almost inconceivable to not give up a single hit over
three
straight games. If I was given a choice
as to which record I would choose to hold, to cement my name in the
annals of
sport history, I would surely choose the back to back no-hitters of
Vander Meer. Yeah
right…I
would definitely take the home run record.
Chicks dig the long ball.