April
15th – April 21st
-Ozzie Guillen
Apologizes for Castro Remarks (April 17th): After an
inflammatory
interview with Time Magazine, during which the Marlin’s
coach stated
that he “loved” Fidel Castro and had a lot of
“respect” for him, Guillen bit
the obligatory bullet and made a public apology
for the comments. As a new face in
America’s largest Cuban community, it shouldn’t take a
rocket scientist to
realize that Castro is a touchy subject to talk about in the first
place, but
to say you love a dictator is borderline insane. Not
that this is anything new for Guillen, a
bullshit artist with a long history of rambling
about things with little to no understanding of the issues at stake. And, as expected, Guillen
laid the apology on thick, using a variety of excuse techniques ranging
from
being unprofessional (“The Marlins hired me to manage a ball
club, not talk
about politics”), to self-deprecation (“If I don’t
learn from this, then I will
call myself dumb”), to the age-old Latin American Lost in
Translation
(“I was thinking in Spanish and speaking in English”). As a Chicagoan, I know the Castro comments
were nothing more than “Ozzie being Ozzie”, which, over the
years, I learned to
think of as synonymous with “Ozzie being an ill-informed
idiot.” But forgetting Ozzie for a
moment, the
outrage in Miami over
Ozzie’s
comments is a troubling symptom of the larger problem of giving undue
credence
to comments from celebrities. Ozzie is
an expert in baseball, having played or coached it most of his life. That in no way qualifies him to ruminate on
any topic other than baseball, especially not politics or issues of
international diplomacy. The obvious
answer, for Ozzie, is to do what the other 99.9% of celebrities do and
keep his
ignorant mouth shut. But, when he does
open his mouth, to say something as idiotic as he did, why do we lend
credit to
his comments by taking the time to be outraged?
Every Cuban in Miami
has
brought down hellfire upon Ozzie, clamoring for his removal as manager,
but the
appropriate response would probably be to shrug off such blatantly
inappropriate comments, because they come from a source that
isn’t equipped to
equivocate on such things. People have
gotten
similarly riled up when celebrities have taken a public stand on a
political
issue in the past: reference either Kanye
West after
Hurricane Katrina, claiming “George Bush doesn’t care about
black people,” or
the Dixie Chicks catching flack for stating that they were against the
war in Iraq. Neither of those entities’ opinion
should be
given any more weight than any other citizen protected by the freedom
of
speech. Their celebrity is the only
reason these opinions even get heard. Do
you stop to listen to the raving lunatics on street corners? Of course not. So why listen to some dickhead in a
manager’s
uniform? With this knowledge, that these
people are well-known for reasons entirely unrelated to the political
issues
that affect our nation, it’s a simple fix just to ignore them. Don’t give them the press of
scrutinizing their
words (whether reasonable or not) or allow them the mass exposure of a
public
apology, which has become a media event on par with the State of the
Union
address, especially in sports. When I go
see a band in concert or go to a ballpark to catch a game, I’m
not there to
check out the political views of the artists and athletes.
For such knowledge, I would attend a city
council meeting, watch a political debate, research qualified online
sources,
or read a book. Granted, Ozzie has the
right to say whatever he wants. But we
have the right to ignore him. We should
use it.
-Spurs Top
Hollinger’s Power
Rankings: Here is the formula used by ESPN’s head stat man John
Hollinger to
rank NBA teams: (((SOS-0.5)/0.037)*0.67) + (((SOSL10-0.5)/0.037)*0.33)
+ 100 +
(0.67*(MARG+(((ROAD-HOME)*3.5)/(GAMES))) +
(0.33*(MARGL10+(((ROAD10-HOME10)*3.5)/(10)))))
While looking very complicated, and one would probably bust
their
parenthesis key attempting to type it out by hand, the formula only
involves a
few considerations: scoring margin (points allowed vs
points scored), strength of schedule, recent performance (heavy
emphasis on
last 25% of games), and home/road performance (record at home vs record on the road).
Hollinger based his formula off of years of information and
studies,
focusing on the most likely predictors of team success.
The formula is an unbiased way of attempting
to judge the quality of a team. And as
of the moment, Hollinger’s formula has the San Antonio Spurs as
the best team
in the NBA. Now, as an avid NBA
follower, at no point in this season have I considered the Spurs even
one of
the best FIVE teams in the league. There
is no way they are the best the NBA has to offer. And
I think most people would agree with
me. The Spurs’ regular season record
is
always very good, but that has not led to playoff success in the past
few
years, as their roster has gotten older.
Their consistent regular season success is more attributable to
other
factors that don’t always translate to championships. They draft well, scouting foreign players
better than anyone. They develop their
prospects. They protect their home court
and don’t lose to teams they shouldn’t.
They have one of the best coaches in the game.
But the truth is, as any seasoned NBA analyst
will tell you, it is the quality of your superstars that decides your
team’s
chances to win a championship. With Tim
Duncan at 35 years of age (and aching knees), Manu Ginobli
at 34 (tons of nagging injuries), and Tony Parker’s potential
seeming to have
peaked (even he is a whisker away from 30), how can the Spurs really be
a title
contender? Their prolonged success over
the last decade is a shining tribute to the quality of the franchise,
but does
anyone believe, right now, that the Spurs are the team to beat? Hollinger’s formula also extends to give
predictions
of what a team’s chances are for the playoffs.
I was already skeptical of a statistical program that would
declare the
Spurs as the best team in the NBA, even for a day, but when I saw that
Hollinger’s formula gives the Spurs a 34% TO WIN THE TITLE I just
about blew my
lid. To give that number some reference,
the next closest team is Oklahoma City,
with a projected 18% chance of winning the NBA championship. Chicago
is next at 13% and then Miami
at
10%. Because the Spurs have clinched the
#1 seed for the playoffs, they will likely have a cakewalk to the
second round regardless
if they play Utah or Phoenix. But after that, the Spurs will play the
winner of the Memphis/Clippers series.
Would you consider them heavy favorites to win that series? And if they do scrape by to the Western
Conference Finals (even though Memphis knocked them out of the playoffs
in the
first round last year), the Spurs would have to play whoever emerges
from a
foursome consisting of the Thunder, Lakers, Mavericks, and the Nuggets
– all
teams I can see giving huge problems to the old legs of the Spurs
(except for
maybe Dallas, though they are the reigning world champions and, last I
checked,
Dirk is still on the roster). What odds
would you give to the Spurs making the Finals, knowing the slew of
difficult
teams they would have to get through?
Hollinger’s formula says that the odds are almost even:
48%! For a team that
hasn’t made
the Finals since 2007, retaining an essentially identical roster. Being specific, the biggest challenges the
Spurs will face are likely against the Thunder and whoever comes out of
the
East, the Bulls or Heat. The Spurs are
2-1 against OKC, which is great, but have lost both of their games
against the Chicago
and Miami (Chicago at
home). In my mind, the Spurs don’t
get past Game 5
against any of those teams, even with home court advantage. That is not even accounting for the fact that
an old teams like the Spurs are built for early round exits (IT JUST
HAPPENED
LAST YEAR!). It’s laughable to say
the
Spurs are the best team in the NBA, because they simply aren’t. I don’t care what boggled formula you
construct, Mr. Hollinger, it should never make declarations as bogus as
that. That is, unless, the Spurs do win
the title
and I’m eating crow for the entire summer.