Review: 7/10 Can of Whoop Ass
I have never seen a single episode of
The film’s story revolves around Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and
Jenko (Channing
Tatum). Mercifully, there is only a
brief glossing over of their back stories, which only serve the purpose
of
explaining that the two come from opposite ends of the high school
hierarchy,
with Schmidt being the intelligent, friendless dork and Jenko
being the popular, brainless jock. As
fate would have it, Schmidt and Jenko
reunite at the
police academy, teaming up to help each other through their respective
weaknesses. Once full-fledged cops,
after a pretty hilarious attempted arrest in the park they patrol on
bikes, our
heroes are transferred to
The success of the comedy revolves around the fast-paced
editing of the story and the performances of Hill and Tatum. It is usually helpful for comedies to move
quickly, as not every gag is of equal quality, and the faster you leave
your
lame jokes behind, the easier it is for the audience to forget them.
I was skeptical of the Hill/Tatum tandem, especially once I understood that they were meant to be masquerading as high school students (Hill is 29 and Tatum is 31). But more importantly, their career arcs have been very different. Tatum has dipped his hand in many different genres, from gritty drama (A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints), to teenage spectacle (Step Up, Step Up 2), to big-budget action (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra), to recent sentimental crapfests (Dear John, The Vow). Hill has stuck mostly to teenage comedy, but his recent foray into series drama (Moneyball) earned him an Oscar nomination, and in the last year he has lost an incredible amount of weight. If not for his raspy, excitable voice, I can barely recognize the skinny new Jonah. Since Tatum has never done straight-up, go-for-the-throat comedy and Hill has recently gone through some rather significant life changes, I wasn’t convinced the pairing would work – but it does.
In fact, the entire movie relies on just how funny the
two are. Strangely, I never got the
impression that Tatum and Hill were that funny together, but
they each
offered enough in their individual performances to create the illusion
that their
comedy was feeding off one another.
Tatum’s clueless sincerity and Hill’s insecure
desperation create a good
balance that doesn’t divert our attention or cause us to plant
our loyalties in
either camp. But the success of their
onscreen relationship revealed just how terrible everyone else is in
the film,
save for Mr. Walters, played by Rob Riggle,
who is
always funny in small doses. The high
school is populated by unfunny, forgettable characters.
In particular, Dave Franco (younger brother
of James), given plenty of screen time, is maddeningly impossible to
figure
out. At one moment, he’s cold and
ruthless, other times excited and affable, other times scared and
whiney – one
of the most inconsistent acting performances I’ve seen in a long
time. Not to mention, his character makes
no sense:
he’s rich (impossibly plush house) and is headed to
And the story as a whole isn’t very cohesive or all that
interesting. When the plot’s twist
is
revealed, it is shortly followed by a mega-cameo, which wouldn’t
be necessary
if the plot was any good. But the action
sequences (Limo chases!) are as fresh as the dialogue and there is
something
unique about Hill and Tatum on screen together.
Plus, the film nearly concludes on possibly one of the best
all-time
gross-out gags. The movie is good, but
not great; you’ll laugh, but you won’t die of laughter; and
you may never have
seen the original