2019-2020: Week 8 Player Reports

 

Game 1: Team Red (Steve) vs. Team Green (Troy)

 

            -Minus Big Dick Schick, Team Green was vulnerable in this one.  However, Team Red kept up their inconsistency and simply refuse to move out of the basement of the league.  They enter their second BYE week with a turd record and no protection from missing the playoffs.

 

Game 2: Team Blue (Matt Koll) vs. Team White (Freddy)

 

            -With all these shitty teams continuing to lose games, it was expected than an undeserving team was going to mop up some wins.  With Gold, White, and Red locked in a furious race to the bottom of the toilet, Team Blue has cemented itself as the 3rd best team in HatchetBall.  Heading into Week 9, they hold a 4-3 record, which is certainly better than expected for this team of dildos.

 

Game 3: - Team Gold (Kelly) vs. Team Orange (Jerry)

 

            -By the numbers, Team Orange has the best offense in HatchetBall.  Lead by league leader in scoring, Mark, and 3 other scorers in double-digits per game, they are the only team scoring over 70+ per game.  When things are clicking, they can simply outscore the less talented teams.  Team Gold has capable pieces but has looked clunky on offense all season.  They didn’t even play poorly, but Orange still trounced them.  That’s a bad sign.

 

 

Standings

 

Team

Captain

Win

Loss

Record

Win %

Streak

PS

PA

DIFF

Green

Dave Troy

6

2

6 - 2

0.750

L1

554

488

66

Orange

Jerry Hahn

6

2

6 - 2

0.750

W3

593

554

39

Blue

Matt Koll

5

3

5 - 3

0.625

W2

537

538

-1

Gold

Bob Kelly

3

5

3 - 5

0.375

L2

503

489

14

White

Freddy

3

5

3 - 5

0.375

W1

478

514

-36

Red

Steve Dudek

2

5

2 - 5

0.286

L3

446

483

-37

Black

Matt V

2

5

2 - 5

0.286

L4

422

467

-45