Week Six Player Reports
Mark Koll: It was nothing but good news
for Mark in Week Six. He played well in
a high-scoring win, his team picked up a much-needed victory that will
basically assure them a spot in the playoffs, and Team Orange picked up a new player
that should help some. There's nothing
here to suggest that things have changed radically since a
their crushing loss in Week Five, but there's still a lot of season
left. Currently sitting at 2-3, Orange
has a realistic chance to end the season somewhere around 7-5, which should be
a great result considering the difficulties they've faced.
What's Next: Mark will try to continue his torrid scoring pace against the rough and tumble Team Yellow in Week Eight after a BYE.
Mark Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
33.60 |
7.60 |
4.00 |
1.20 |
91.43% |
Matt Koll: Ever since his epic fantasy
sports meltdown, Matt has played well for Team Orange. He had his best statistical game of the
season in Week Six, following up on a Player of the Week performance in Week
Five. Matt finished with 12 points, 17
rebounds, and 8 assists in his team's easy win over Team Red.
What's Next: Matt and Luke will go on a romantic vacation together.
Matt Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
7.60 |
10.40 |
6.60 |
2.00 |
25.00% |
Matt Vitaliano: On BYE in Week Six.
What's Next: Should
be another win against team Bo-Ner in Week Seven.
Matt Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
9.00 |
2.00 |
1.33 |
0.33 |
NA |
Rob Knapczyk: On BYE in Week Six.
What's Next: Rob will look to score over 30 points for the
first time all season in Week Seven.
Rob Knapczyk 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
25.67 |
8.33 |
4.33 |
0.00 |
73.68% |
Luke A: On BYE in Week Six.
What's Next: Luke will feel vaguely inspired to learn a musical instrument, but get distracted by a burrito commercial and forget all about it.
Luke A. 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.50 |
7.75 |
3.25 |
1.00 |
25.00% |
Jerry Hahn: DNP. Out for season due to injury.
What's Next: Many
long months of painful introspection and rehabilitation.
Jerry Hahn 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
Dave Troy: Where the hell
did this come from? Either teams had
VASTLY undervalued
What's Next:
Dave
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
16.67 |
5.00 |
3.67 |
0.33 |
55.56% |
Mike Steigerwald: On BYE in Week Six.
What's Next: An
interesting matchup against the guard-heavy Team
Light Blue in Week Seven.
Mike Steigerwald 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
24.00 |
12.50 |
4.75 |
0.00 |
84.21% |
Steve Dudek: On BYE in Week Six.
What's Next: Steve
will accidentally schedule two Grindr dates for the
same time, at the same restaurant, and he will attempt to make it work like
Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire.
Steve Dudek 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
15.00 |
7.50 |
4.25 |
0.25 |
43.75% |
Mike Davis: Following through on his usual brand of up and down
scoring weeks,
What's Next: Team
Yellow against Team Grey in Week Seven.
Mike
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
15.33 |
13.00 |
3.67 |
1.00 |
50.00% |
Paul Hobe: On BYE in Week Six.
What's Next: Paul
is looking for a breakout game in Week Seven against the shitty Team Green.
Paul Hobe 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
5.50 |
6.75 |
0.75 |
0.25 |
50.00% |
Mark Vitaliano: On BYE in Week Six.
What's Next: Mark
will need to play his best against Team Grey, which should have the bodies to
make things difficult for him down low.
Mark Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
17.50 |
9.50 |
2.00 |
0.50 |
73.33% |
Eric Mittermann: Congratulations on your
first HatchetBall win! We're all looking forward to Team Green's
epic showdown with Team Red in Week Eight.
It should be a real pile of manure.
What's Next: Team
Green will look to follow up its surprising Week Six win with another one
against
Eric Mittermann
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
1.75 |
3.50 |
0.50 |
0.50 |
25.00% |
2015-2016 Standings
Team |
Captain |
Record |
Streak |
DarkBlue |
Matt V |
4-0 |
W4 |
Blue |
Tierney |
3-1 |
W3 |
Yellow |
Daniher |
3-1 |
W1 |
Grey |
Beave |
2-3 |
L1 |
LightBlue |
Vito |
2-3 |
L2 |
|
Brennan |
2-3 |
W1 |
Green |
Bo |
1-3 |
W1 |
Red |
Garmes |
1-4 |
L4 |