Week Two Player Reports
Mark Koll:
T'was the night before Christmas,
and while the excitement grew,
no one could believe,
that Mark was 0-2.
Mark Koll 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
40.00 |
10.00 |
3.00 |
2.00 |
100.00% |
Matt Koll:
Christmas, Christmas
time is near,
Time for toys and time for cheer.
We've been good, but we can't last,
Hurry Christmas, Hurry fast.
Want a plane that loops the loop,
Matt Koll's offense smells like poop.
Matt Koll 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
2.50 |
6.50 |
6.50 |
2.50 |
25.00% |
Matt Vitaliano:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Matt V's shaped like an egg.
Oh what fun, it'll be to watch,
his team go down in flames.
Matt Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
9.00 |
0.00 |
3.00 |
0.00 |
NA |
Rob Knapczyk:
Knapczyk the Polack, was as slow as he could be,
with a gimpy knee and an
he let Mark
Rob Knapczyk 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
29.00 |
5.00 |
4.00 |
0.00 |
66.67% |
Luke A:
Lucas got run over by an elbow,
clogging up the paint on Christmas Eve.
You can say Luke thought he wasn't hated,
but then he met Matt Koll and he believes.
Luke A. 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
8.00 |
7.50 |
3.00 |
0.50 |
NA |
Jerry Hahn:
Feliz Navidad...
Feliz Navidad...
Feliz Navidad...
Jerome, que
un la pieza de la mierda.
Jerry Hahn 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Dave Troy:
Jingle
David likes cock.
Dave
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
15.00 |
8.00 |
5.00 |
1.00 |
50.00% |
Mike Steigerwald:
I said, "maybe."
You're gonna
be the one that saves me.
And after all,
we hate Stegerwaldddddddd.
Mike Steigerwald 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
26.00 |
15.00 |
7.00 |
0.00 |
100.00% |
Steve Dudek:
Up on the rooftop,
Click, Click, Click,
Down comes Stevie,
With a microscopic
dick.
Steve Dudek 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
18.50 |
6.00 |
4.00 |
0.00 |
33.33% |
Mike Davis:
I refuse to write clever things
for people who don't show up to their games.
Mike
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
DNP |
Paul Hobe:
Rockin' around, the Christmas Tree,
Team Blue is looking sweet.
They shoot and they score and
they pass it around,
except to guy named Paul Hobe.
Paul Hobe 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
7.00 |
10.50 |
1.00 |
0.00 |
50.00% |
Mark Vitaliano:
It's beginning to look a lot
like...
Mark V is over the hill.
Mark Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
8.00 |
11.00 |
2.00 |
1.00 |
57.14% |
Eric Mittermann:
On 12th day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me:
Bball skills for Eric,
AA class for Mark V,
Jizz towels for Hobe,
Penis pump for Steven,
Teammates for Mikey,
PlayGirls for David,
HMO for Jerry,
Mark's 5th Championship Ring!
Rogaine for Robert,
DUI for Lukie,
Ritalin for Mathew,
And
a shallow grave for Matt V.
Eric Mittermann
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
0.00 |
2.00 |
1.00 |
0.00 |
NA |
2015-2016 Standings
|
Team |
Captain |
Record |
Streak |
|
Dark Blue |
Matt V |
2-0 |
W2 |
|
Grey |
Beave |
1-0 |
W1 |
|
Yellow |
Daniher |
1-0 |
W1 |
|
Red |
Garmes |
1-1 |
L1 |
|
Light Blue |
Vito |
1-1 |
W1 |
|
Green |
Bo |
0-1 |
L1 |
|
Blue |
Tierney |
0-1 |
L1 |
|
|
Brennan |
0-2 |
L2 |