2015-2016
HatchetBall Playoff Bracket
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5. Red |
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Week Sixteen Player Reports
Mark Koll: Well, it wasn't a pretty
season by any means, but it's worth looking back on this regular season and
noting the things that were against Mark.
First, he got by far the most experienced roster in HatchetBall. And by experienced, I mean ancient. Early on, his roster's oldness was a
difficult barrier to deal with. Second,
Team Orange turned out to be the only team to had to
play Team Grey at full force in Week One.
Lastly, Mark fell victim to two buzzer beater
losses in back to back weeks. Admittedly,
this type of misfortune is completely avoidable, but that doesn't mean those
winning shots HAD to go down. If things
played out a bit differently, Team Orange could have easily went
9-3 or even 10-2. That's not the way it
turned out, but it didn't matter in the end.
With another win over the pathetic Team Green, Team Orange secured a #2
seed and that all-important first-round BYE in the playoffs. Unsurprisingly, Mark is just one win away
from getting back to his seventh straight championship game.
What's Next: Team
Mark Koll 2015-2016
Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
29.91 |
8.64 |
3.64 |
1.00 |
86.11% |
Matt Koll: Despite a mental breakdown
early in the season, Matt Koll played a strong second
half and finished the season with averages of 8, 10, 5, 2. Perhaps more importantly, Matt was one of
only two players with perfect attendance this season (along with Mark V), which
was crucial in a year plagued by injuries and no-shows. He'll need to be at his best in the playoffs,
where teams will throw all their focus on his younger, more handsome
brother. If Matt can chip in 10-15
points per game, rebound, and play his usual stingy defense, Team Orange will
have a great chance to grab the title.
What's Next: Probably a lot of pal-ing around with Drish over his Spring Break, coupled by some light oral sex thrown into their flirty teasing.
Matt Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.08 |
10.17 |
4.67 |
1.75 |
23.08% |
Matt Vitaliano: On BYE in Week Sixteen.
What's Next: Team counseling.
Matt Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.40 |
4.70 |
1.00 |
0.30 |
NA |
Rob Knapczyk: On BYE in Week Sixteen.
What's Next: Team counseling.
Rob Knapczyk 2015-2016
Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
26.20 |
10.80 |
4.20 |
0.20 |
77.27% |
Luke A: On BYE in Week
Sixteen.
What's Next: Team counseling.
Luke A. 2015-2016 Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.78 |
8.00 |
3.22 |
1.22 |
46.67% |
Jerry Hahn: DNP. Out for season due to injury.
What's Next: Many
long months of painful introspection and rehabilitation.
Jerry Hahn 2015-2016 Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
Dave Troy: After a major
outburst early on and then a stinky-stinky-poo lull
about half way into the season,
What's Next: Team
Yellow will get a turnaround rematch against Team Blue next week. This time, it's personal. And by personal, I mean, this time, it's the
first-round of the playoffs.
Dave
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
14.55 |
4.55 |
2.27 |
0.27 |
71.43% |
Mike Steigerwald: His team didn't need much from him in the regular season finale, but Mike will need to produce a bunch more than 18 points if Team Blue is going anywhere in the playoffs. They still have a very solid group of guys to work with, as long as the effort is there. Mike is still looking for his first championship appearance. Is this the year?
What's Next: Some
long nights working on his game up at
Mike Steigerwald 2015-2016
Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
23.55 |
9.18 |
5.00 |
0.36 |
79.31% |
Steve Dudek: On BYE in Week Sixteen.
What's Next: Team counseling.
Steve Dudek 2015-2016 Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
12.64 |
7.64 |
4.36 |
0.18 |
61.22% |
Mike Davis: DNP. Out for season due to injury.
What's Next: Ouch,
brah.
Mike
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.20 |
12.40 |
3.80 |
0.60 |
41.67% |
Paul Hobe: DNP. Out for season due to injury.
What's Next: Still
has to report for team counseling.
Paul Hobe 2015-2016 Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
5.00 |
7.11 |
0.78 |
1.00 |
25.00% |
Mark Vitaliano: Now that the regular season is over, the contrast in Mark's performance is clear as day. Mark scored a total of 112 points in his team's six wins, for an average of 18.67 ppg. Mark scored a total of just 57 points in his team's six losses, for an average of 9.5 ppg. In those six wins, Mark never scored less than 13 points. In those six losses, Mark never scored over 13 points. It's amazing. But the lesson is simple: Mark needs to be involved for Team Blue to find success in the playoffs. It's key that his teammates help him along, but ultimately, Mark will have to impose his will and make himself a constant factor.
What's Next: Who knows.
Mark Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
14.08 |
8.92 |
2.17 |
0.33 |
61.40% |
Eric Mittermann: DNP in Week Sixteen.
What's Next: Congratulations
on a successful rookie season. This is not to say you played well or made
any progress or played any games of importance or with any important players,
but congratulations on staying injury free in a season that saw 23% of the
players go down to season-ending injuries.
Chin up, kid. You've got your
health and the hope that Bo won't draft you next year.
Eric Mittermann
2015-2016 Season Averages
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RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
2.10 |
5.00 |
0.70 |
0.40 |
16.67% |
2015-2016 Final Standings
Team |
Captain |
Record |
Win % |
Streak |
DarkBlue |
Matt V |
10 - 2 |
0.833 |
L1 |
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Brennan |
7 - 5 |
0.583 |
W2 |
Yellow |
Daniher |
6 - 6 |
0.500 |
L1 |
LightBlue |
Vito |
6 - 6 |
0.500 |
L2 |
Red |
Garmes |
6 - 6 |
0.500 |
W1 |
Blue |
Tierney |
6 - 6 |
0.500 |
W1 |
Grey |
Beave |
5 - 7 |
0.417 |
W1 |
Green |
Bo |
2 - 10 |
0.167 |
L4 |
2015-2016 Final Player Ratings
Player |
Player Rating |
Rank |
Mark Koll |
332.90 |
1 |
Rob Knapczyk |
311.09 |
2 |
Steve Dudek |
240.02 |
3 |
Matt Koll |
225.81 |
4 |
Luke A. |
214.41 |
5 |
Matt Vitaliano |
202.82 |
6 |
Mike Steigerwald |
193.02 |
7 |
Paul Hobe |
191.63 |
8 |
Dave Troy |
174.75 |
9 |
Mark Vitaliano |
155.55 |
10 |
Mike Davis |
136.23 |
11 |
Eric Mittermann |
44.16 |
12 |