Week Fourteen Player Reports
Mark Koll: On BYE in Week Fourteen.
What's Next: Mark will come back from Vegas a rich man with a stripper side-wife.
Mark Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
29.90 |
8.80 |
3.80 |
1.10 |
86.76% |
Matt Koll: On BYE in Week Fourteen.
What's Next: Matt will have to step it up big time against Team Red in Week Fifteen.
Matt Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
7.90 |
10.10 |
5.10 |
2.00 |
23.08% |
Matt Vitaliano: Matt V has led his team
to another #1 seed for the playoffs.
They'll finish up their season in Week Fifteen against the dogshit Team Grey.
However, they'll be down most of their roster, so they may not be able
to get to 11 wins.
What's Next: Potential
triple-double from Matt V in Week Fifteen.
Matt Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.33 |
3.67 |
0.89 |
0.33 |
NA |
Rob Knapczyk: Rob added another double-double to his credit in an easy win. Unfortunately this game was the last time he'll score until his next HatchetBall game (which is well after he returns from Vegas with his penis unused).
What's Next: Rob
and Steve make out in Vegas.
Rob Knapczyk 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
26.20 |
10.80 |
4.20 |
0.20 |
77.27% |
Luke A: Luke's numbers
continue to dip to near nothing. He'll
likely be more valuable in the playoffs, but then again, Luke isn't very
valuable at anything.
What's Next: Luke will pretend he still knows how to play cards in Vegas.
Luke A. 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.78 |
8.00 |
3.22 |
1.22 |
46.67% |
Jerry Hahn: DNP. Out for season due to injury.
What's Next: Many
long months of painful introspection and rehabilitation.
Jerry Hahn 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
Dave Troy: Showing up late
in a critical game,
What's Next: Yellow finishes their schedule against Light Blue
and Regular Blue in Week Fifteen and Sixteen.
They'll probably lose them both.
Dave
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.11 |
4.33 |
2.22 |
0.11 |
64.71% |
Mike Steigerwald: Struggling mightily
with his shot, Team Blue missed out a great opportunity to vie for the
much-coveted #2 seed and the all-important first-round BYE. This is still a strange team. With Mark V's flakiness and their matchup issues, it's hard to see them winning three
straight games in the playoffs, which by definition means they're not a
contender.
What's Next: Blue
finishes their regular season in Week Sixteen against Team Yellow. Finishing 6-6 should put them in a 3, 4, or 5
seed.
Mike Steigerwald 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
24.10 |
9.40 |
5.00 |
0.30 |
82.14% |
Steve Dudek: Resentment continues to grow for Steve, as his team continues to ignore him. He finished this game with just 2 points. But Steve has vowed revenge and will betray them all at a critical point in the playoffs.
What's Next: Steve will undoubtedly be calling one of those
trash hookers that advertise on the Las Vegas Strip though illegal immigrants.
Steve Dudek 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
12.64 |
7.64 |
4.36 |
0.18 |
61.22% |
Mike Davis: Out for the Season due to injury.
What's Next: Ouch,
brah.
Mike
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.20 |
12.40 |
3.80 |
0.60 |
41.67% |
Paul Hobe: DNP in Week Fourteen.
What's Next: Hopefully
a HUGE outing against Team Grey in Week Fourteen.
Paul Hobe 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
5.38 |
7.00 |
0.88 |
0.63 |
28.57% |
Mark Vitaliano: While he did manage a
double-double in Week Fourteen, his play dipped after an outstanding effort the
week before. And that dip may have cost
his team a critical win.
What's Next: Who
the fuck knows?
Mark Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.82 |
9.27 |
2.27 |
0.36 |
61.40% |
Eric Mittermann: Eric gathered
double-digit rebounds for the first time in yet another loss.
What's Next: Eric
looks like the front-runner for the Pat Ashe award.
Eric Mittermann
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
2.10 |
5.00 |
0.70 |
0.40 |
16.67% |
2015-2016 Standings
Team |
Captain |
Record |
Win % |
Streak |
DarkBlue |
Matt V |
10 - 1 |
0.909 |
W3 |
LightBlue |
Vito |
6 - 4 |
0.600 |
W3 |
Yellow |
Daniher |
5 - 5 |
0.500 |
W1 |
|
Brennan |
5 - 5 |
0.500 |
L2 |
Red |
Garmes |
5 - 5 |
0.500 |
L1 |
Blue |
Tierney |
5 - 6 |
0.455 |
L1 |
Grey |
Beave |
4 - 7 |
0.364 |
L1 |
Green |
Bo |
2 - 9 |
0.182 |
L3 |
2015-2016 Player Ratings
Player |
Player Rating |
Rank |
Rob Knapczyk |
311.00 |
1 |
Mark Koll |
305.44 |
2 |
Steve Dudek |
239.83 |
3 |
Luke A. |
214.75 |
4 |
Matt Koll |
203.46 |
5 |
Matt Vitaliano |
201.37 |
6 |
Paul Hobe |
186.61 |
7 |
Mike Steigerwald |
179.22 |
8 |
Mark Vitaliano |
142.08 |
9 |
Dave Troy |
123.95 |
10 |
Mike Davis |
121.09 |
11 |
Eric Mittermann |
44.28 |
12 |