Week Thirteen Player Reports
Mark Koll: I'm not sure how much more of
this I can take. For those of you
keeping score at home, Mark has lost two consecutive games on buzzer beaters
(three, counting other leagues). Truly reMarkable. This game was yet another reminder that you
should never take scoring for granted.
It was quite obvious that when
What's Next: Mark will hang himself if he loses to another buzzer beater.
Mark Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
29.90 |
8.80 |
3.80 |
1.10 |
86.76% |
Matt Koll: Matt illustrated the difficult
task of "turning on the switch" in basketball. After a first half of general fuckery, Matt was not prepared to put in the game winning
plays his team needed. Time and time
again,
What's Next: A BJ from a guy named BJ at BJ McMahon's.
Matt Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
7.90 |
10.10 |
5.10 |
2.00 |
23.08% |
Matt Vitaliano: Coming off the bench for
the first time in a while, Matt V's squad pulled out a close one against the
resurgent Team Red in Week Thirteen.
This should have mathematically locked up a #1 seed for Dark Blue.
What's Next: All that's left for this squad is a couple mop up
games against Team Green and Team Yellow.
They should finish 11-1.
Matt Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
8.25 |
3.38 |
0.88 |
0.13 |
NA |
Rob Knapczyk: Rob continues to increase his production as the season wears on. He put up a big effort of 30 points and 17 rebounds in Week Thirteen. His team looked they needed every bit of that effort, too. Team Dark Blue rolls on.
What's Next: Rob
will get into trading and collecting Pokemon cards.
Rob Knapczyk 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
26.33 |
10.67 |
4.56 |
0.22 |
77.50% |
Luke A: Back to his same old
useless self, Luke rode the coattails of others to victory in Week
Thirteen. Early reports indicate that
Luke will not make the playoff roster.
What's Next: Luke will enter his head in a pumpkin carving contest in October, only to accidentally win for Scariest Jack-O-Lantern.
Luke A. 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
9.00 |
8.13 |
3.25 |
1.13 |
46.15% |
Jerry Hahn: DNP. Out for season due to injury.
What's Next: Many
long months of painful introspection and rehabilitation.
Jerry Hahn 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
Dave Troy: On BYE in Week
Thirteen.
What's Next: Huge
game in Week Fourteen against Team Grey. A must-win for both teams.
Dave
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
12.88 |
4.50 |
2.38 |
0.13 |
64.71% |
Mike Steigerwald: DNP in Week Thirteen.
What's Next: Blue
vs. Light Blue in Week Fourteen.
Mike Steigerwald 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
25.11 |
9.33 |
4.88 |
0.22 |
87.50% |
Steve Dudek: Steve stumbled around for most of this one, throwing up a bunch of ugly bricks and missed layups in the first half, but he stayed resolute and was able to 17 points in the team win. He even hit all four of his free throws. He must have gotten some encouragement from his grandkids before the game.
What's Next: A
sauna room tickle fight at the gym with a hairy Ukrainian ex-prison guard.
Steve Dudek 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
13.70 |
7.80 |
4.50 |
0.20 |
61.22% |
Mike Davis: Out for the Season due to injury.
What's Next: Ouch,
brah.
Mike
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
13.20 |
12.40 |
3.80 |
0.60 |
41.67% |
Paul Hobe: Paul didn't do much here. Should get plenty of tick in the last couple games of the season. Let's see if he can put up some big games.
What's Next: Double-Dildo
party win the one and only king of double-dildos: Scott "Shove it
DEEPER!" Geiss.
Paul Hobe 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
5.38 |
7.00 |
0.88 |
0.63 |
28.57% |
Mark Vitaliano: Playing an inspired brand
of basketball, and seemingly unfazed by repeated blocked shots, Mark was
critical down the stretch in the upset win over Team Orange. He finished with 19 points and 14 rebounds
and did most of his work on the offensive glass. Mark's a true hooper;
as always, if he brings a level of consistency, his team will be a contender.
What's Next: A
well-earned beard grooming at Beardley McBeardsley's Center for Beard Beautification.
Mark Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
14.00 |
9.20 |
2.40 |
0.40 |
60.78% |
Eric Mittermann: Eric pulled in 8
rebounds in the loss. This game was a
real stink fest. Grey won in the end,
but I'm not sure anyone cared.
What's Next: Eric
will jack-knife into Rob's knees in Week Fourteen, just to shake up the playoff
picture.
Eric Mittermann
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
2.11 |
4.44 |
0.56 |
0.44 |
16.67% |
2015-2016 Standings
|
Team |
Captain |
Record |
Win % |
Streak |
|
DarkBlue |
Matt V |
9 - 1 |
0.900 |
W2 |
|
LightBlue |
Vito |
5 - 4 |
0.556 |
W2 |
|
Red |
Garmes |
5 - 5 |
0.500 |
L1 |
|
|
Brennan |
5 - 5 |
0.500 |
L2 |
|
Blue |
Tierney |
5 - 5 |
0.500 |
W1 |
|
Yellow |
Daniher |
4 - 5 |
0.444 |
L3 |
|
Grey |
Beave |
4 - 6 |
0.400 |
W1 |
|
Green |
Bo |
2 - 8 |
0.200 |
L2 |
2015-2016 Player Ratings
|
Player |
Player Rating |
Rank |
|
Mark Koll |
306.15 |
1 |
|
Rob Knapczyk |
271.72 |
2 |
|
Steve Dudek |
229.20 |
3 |
|
Matt Koll |
204.44 |
4 |
|
Luke A. |
200.11 |
5 |
|
Mike Steigerwald |
183.20 |
6 |
|
Matt Vitaliano |
180.96 |
7 |
|
Paul Hobe |
172.07 |
8 |
|
Mark Vitaliano |
143.22 |
9 |
|
Dave Troy |
110.21 |
10 |
|
Mike Davis |
106.59 |
11 |
|
Eric Mittermann |
43.97 |
12 |