Week Eleven Player Reports
Mark Koll: BYE in Week in Eleven.
What's Next: Showdown between the first and second place teams in Week Twelve.
Mark Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
31.25 |
8.75 |
4.38 |
1.38 |
86.21% |
Matt Koll: BYE in Week Eleven.
What's Next: '
Matt Koll
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.25 |
10.00 |
5.25 |
2.13 |
33.33% |
Matt Vitaliano: DNP in Week Eleven.
What's Next: Probably
a shower after getting a spunk bath from Luke in
Matt Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
9.50 |
3.17 |
1.17 |
0.17 |
NA |
Rob Knapczyk: Ahhhh. This looks familiar. Rob puts up some big numbers (34 points and 14 rebounds) and his team loses. Rob spent years doing this with no titles. As much as this cotton-headed ninny-muggins doesn't want to admit it: he's going nowhere without his entire team.
What's Next: Rob
will bet most of his paycheck on
Rob Knapczyk 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
27.57 |
9.86 |
4.29 |
0.14 |
81.82% |
Luke A: DNP in Week Eleven.
What's Next: Luke will return his Luke Walton jersey after being called out in the Week Ten Player Report.
Luke A. 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
8.67 |
7.67 |
3.33 |
1.00 |
37.50% |
Jerry Hahn: DNP. Out for season due to injury.
What's Next: Many
long months of painful introspection and rehabilitation.
Jerry Hahn 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
NA |
Dave Troy: Yes, another
purple icee for
What's Next: Team
Yellow gets another difficult test against the rising Team Red in what will be
a pivotal game for both teams.
Dave
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.86 |
5.00 |
2.43 |
0.14 |
73.33% |
Mike Steigerwald: It's always good to see
such parity in HatchetBall. Every week carries some surprises with
it. Or, seen from a different
perspective, maybe as the sample size of a full season grows, teams are simply
exposed for what they are and their record balances out. Team Yellow and Team Blue seem like slow,
inefficient teams. But it wasn't that
long ago that they both had winning records.
Now that they're both sliding, it doesn't feel all that surprising to
me. Although Mike could certainly use
some help from a younger, more-bearded version of Matt V. That would go a long way.
What's Next: After
losing a very winnable one in Week Eleven, Team Blue has put themselves
closer to the playoff bubble. Their
remaining opponents don't particularly help, either, with
Mike Steigerwald 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
25.11 |
9.33 |
4.88 |
0.22 |
87.50% |
Steve Dudek: Discord mounts for Team Dark Blue. Verbal altercations abound. There's been a lot of shaming, name-calling, and finger-pointing in the media. Insiders are pointing to a toxic locker room punctuated by a lack of leadership and Asimakopoulos farts. Team Dark Blue will fall.
What's Next: Steve
needs to shoot more often. That is Team
Dark Blue's key to success.
Steve Dudek 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.50 |
8.75 |
4.88 |
0.13 |
54.05% |
Mike Davis: DNP in Week Eleven.
What's Next: A
kiss from mama for his ouchie.
Mike
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.20 |
12.40 |
3.80 |
0.60 |
41.67% |
Paul Hobe: Paul tried valiantly to fill the Greek-sized hole in the lineup for Week Eleven and grabbed plenty of rebounds (12). But he doesn't have the skill-set to facilitate plays and get others open, which in turn forced Team Dark Blue to regress into much more one-on-one play. It is the great paradox of HatchetBall: this team needs Luke, but Luke is stupid and useless.
What's Next: Mark
will foul Paul out in the first half in Week Twelve.
Paul Hobe 2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
5.67 |
8.67 |
1.00 |
0.67 |
33.33% |
Mark Vitaliano: Mark continues to
struggle and his team is suffering because of it. Hopefully things can't get any worse?
What's Next: Mark
should light some candles, take a long bath, and refocus his cosmic energies.
Mark Vitaliano 2015-2016
Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
13.44 |
8.67 |
2.44 |
0.44 |
63.04% |
Eric Mittermann: In an absolute must-win,
Team Green actually came through for Captain Starship Bo. It is still a long-shot that they'll snatch a
playoff spot, but they aren't quite playing for nothing just yet. Team Green's final four matchups
are: Light Blue, Grey, Dark Blue, and
What's Next: They'll
give it a go and try to start a winning streak for the first time all season.
Eric Mittermann
2015-2016 Season Averages
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
2.14 |
4.00 |
0.43 |
0.43 |
25.00% |
2015-2016 Standings
Team |
Captain |
Record |
Win % |
Streak |
DarkBlue |
Matt V |
7 - 1 |
0.875 |
W7 |
|
Brennan |
5 - 3 |
0.625 |
W4 |
Red |
Garmes |
4 - 4 |
0.500 |
W3 |
Yellow |
Daniher |
4 - 4 |
0.500 |
L2 |
LightBlue |
Vito |
4 - 4 |
0.500 |
L1 |
Blue |
Tierney |
4 - 5 |
0.444 |
L1 |
Grey |
Beave |
3 - 6 |
0.333 |
L4 |
Green |
Bo |
2 - 6 |
0.250 |
L3 |
2015-2016 Player Ratings
Player |
Player Rating |
Rank |
Mark Koll |
313.96 |
1 |
Matt Koll |
218.09 |
2 |
Rob Knapczyk |
215.57 |
3 |
Steve Dudek |
194.91 |
4 |
Mike Steigerwald |
167.98 |
5 |
Matt Vitaliano |
156.82 |
6 |
Paul Hobe |
149.61 |
8 |
Luke A. |
143.17 |
9 |
Mark Vitaliano |
132.32 |
7 |
Dave Troy |
117.51 |
10 |
Mike Davis |
107.35 |
11 |
Eric Mittermann |
46.68 |
12 |