Week Ten Player Reports

 

Mark Koll: Don't stop now, boys.  After a scary 1-3 start, everyone wrote this team off as a huge down year for Mark.  One month later, Team Orange has rattled off four consecutive victories, added a key player in the back court, and gained themselves a solo spot in second place.  Mark continues to scorch the earth, adding another 33 points, 7 3-PTers, and 13 rebounds in the Week Ten win.

 

            What's Next: Team Orange will finally get a BYE in Week Eleven and then get a big-time rematch against Team Dark Blue.  Mark will be ready for the challenge.

 

 

Mark Koll 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

31.25

8.75

4.38

1.38

86.21%

 

 

 

Matt Koll: Matt continues his ascension, coming in with a solid 10 points, 8 rebounds, and 4 blocks in the Week Ten win.  He's vowed to play even dirtier in the Week Twelve rematch against Luke and the Gang.  So get ready for "Elbow City: Part II". 

 

            What's Next: We're still waiting on Matt Koll's typical 20-point, once-a-season outburst of offense.  So maybe he saved that for Week Twelve?

 

 

Matt Koll 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

8.25

10.00

5.25

2.13

33.33%

 

 

 

Matt Vitaliano: While his stats are going nowhere fast, Matt V remains undefeated.  I die a little inside every time I have to admit that fact.

 

            What's Next: Dark Blue should get a decent test against Team Light Blue in Week Eleven, as they have the type of squad that can match up with their Darker counterparts.

 

 

Matt Vitaliano 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

9.50

3.17

1.17

0.17

NA

 

 

 

Rob Knapczyk: Rob continues to play solid ball as he leads his squad towards a potential repeat championship.  I have a sneaking suspicion that this team will not respond well in a close game (lots of whiners on this squad), so they better hope they continue to blow teams out.

 

            What's Next: Rob will have a late-night hook up with a guy who kind of looks like Mario Lopez and never tell anyone about it.

 

 

Rob Knapczyk 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

26.50

9.17

4.67

0.17

79.31%

 

 

 

Luke A:  Luke is just another guy on Team Dark Blue.  That much is obvious.  Luke is on pace to score under 100 points in the regular season for  just the second time in the last five year.  Mark scored his 100th point in Week Three.

 

            What's Next: Luke will once again buy the lamest jersey for Las Vegas.  If I had to guess, I would say Luke Walton or some other despicable wastoid.

 

Luke A. 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

8.67

7.67

3.33

1.00

37.50%

 

 

 

Jerry Hahn: DNP.  Out for season due to injury.

 

            What's Next: Many long months of painful introspection and rehabilitation.

 

 

Jerry Hahn 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

NA

NA

NA

NA

NA

 

 

 

Dave Troy:  Hmmmm.  We can maybe just write this one off as a statistical return to the mean.  All numbers have a way of evening themselves out over time.  Think of it like a long string of icees (or "freezies" if you prefer).  Sure, you might get lucky and get a couple pinks in a row followed by a decent section of greens and blues and reds...but...eventually there will be a purple mixed in there.  Think of Week Ten as Troy's purple icee.

 

            What's Next: Troy can shake off a rough outing in Week Eleven against the miserable Team Green.

 

 

Dave Troy 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

15.33

5.00

2.67

0.17

73.33%

 

 

 

Mike Steigerwald: Sliding in the opposite direction compared to Team Orange, Team Blue needs to be careful down the stretch.  This is not the type of team that can match up against anyone/everyone.  They struggle against deeper, more athletic squads.  They thrive in slowdown, half-court battles.  This means that their playoff seed and first-round matchup is critical.  So unless Mike's looking for another early exit, he'll need to circle the wagons.

 

            What's Next: Team Blue should be able to take care of business in Week Eleven against Team Grey and get things back on track.

 

 

Mike Steigerwald 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

24.75

9.88

5.50

0.25

87.50%

 

 

 

Steve Dudek: Steve dropped in a double-double in Week Ten, finishing just 2 assists shy of his first career triple-double.  At this point, it may be a better strategy to just force Steve to hit shots. 

 

            What's Next: Steve will try to eat some of Mark's leftovers and Mark will snap his neck, dismember his body, and scatter his limbs to the four corners of the globe.

 

 

Steve Dudek 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

13.86

8.57

5.00

0.14

57.58%

 

 

 

Mike Davis: DNP in Week Ten.

 

            What's Next: After letting his team down with a no-show, Davis will need to show up and show out down the stretch to help Team Yellow recover from its current two-game skid. 

 

 

Mike Davis 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

13.20

12.40

3.80

0.60

41.67%

 

 

 

Paul Hobe: DNP in Week Ten.

 

            What's Next: Paul had a lovely Valentine's Day weekend in Boys Town.

 

 

Paul Hobe 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

6.00

8.00

1.00

0.40

50.00%

 

 

 

Mark Vitaliano: Mark had a down week in Week Ten and his team couldn't cover for him.  He finished with just 8 points and 3 rebounds.  He'll need to do better than that or this team isn't worth a fart in a windmill.

 

            What's Next: Hopefully better play?

 

 

Mark Vitaliano 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

14.13

8.75

2.63

0.38

63.64%

 

 

 

Eric Mittermann: BYE in Week Ten.

 

            What's Next: Probably another loss.

 

 

Eric Mittermann 2015-2016 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

2.50

4.33

0.50

0.50

25.00%

 

2015-2016 Standings

 

Team

Captain

Record

Win %

Streak

DarkBlue

Matt V

7 - 0

1.000

W7

Orange

Brennan

5 - 3

0.625

W4

Yellow

Daniher

4 - 3

0.571

L2

Red

Garmes

4 - 4

0.500

W3

Blue

Tierney

4 - 4

0.500

L1

LightBlue

Vito

3 - 4

0.429

L1

Grey

Beave

2 - 6

0.250

L4

Green

Bo

1 - 6

0.143

L3

 

 

2015-2016 Player Ratings

 

Player

Player Rating

Rank

Mark Koll

288.25

1

Matt Koll

216.80

2

Rob Knapczyk

210.09

3

Steve Dudek

201.21

4

Mike Steigerwald

168.67

5

Matt Vitaliano

156.81

6

Paul Hobe

146.97

8

Luke A.

142.50

9

Mark Vitaliano

132.92

7

Dave Troy

122.95

10

Mike Davis

106.86

11

Eric Mittermann

34.52

12