Week Seven Player Reports

 

Mark Koll: Idle in Week Seven

 

            What's Next: Dark Blue takes on Dark Green in a key matchup in Week Eight.

 

 

Mark Koll 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

26.00

12.40

3.20

0.40

83.33%

 

 

 

Matt Koll: Idle in Week Seven.

 

            What's Next: Light Green should run their record to 4-2 against Team Yellow in Week Eight.

 

 

Matt Koll 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

8.80

11.40

2.80

3.00

43.75%

 

 

 

Matt Vitaliano: Matt V put up his usual stat line with a boring 9 point, 3 rebound performance...AND TWO BLOCKS!  Does this usher in the new bizarro-era of "Matt V the Rim Protector?"  God help us all.

 

            What's Next: Orange will look to make it three in a row in a big showdown with the Luke-Steigs Red Rabbls-Rausers in Week Eight.

 

 

Matt Vitaliano 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.80

3.80

1.00

0.60

NA

 

 

 

Rob Knapczyk: Rob has definitely settled into a leadership role on Team Orange.  While their victory over Team Grey was mostly uneventful, there were a few moments where you could see Orange's starting five look dominant.  Rob will be the focal point of their offense, but contributions from Danaher, Steve, and Matt V will be what can win him his first ever HatchetBall championship.

 

            What's Next: Rob will look to keep up his winning ways in Week Eight against Beaver's Boys.

 

 

Rob Knapczyk 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

28.00

14.20

5.00

0.20

86.67%

 

 

 

Luke A: Feasting against an overmatched Team Yellow, Luke broke out for 20 points, 10 rebounds, and 4 blocks.  His 4 three pointers were a career high.  Word on the HatchetBall rumor mill is that Luke visited a mystical healer on the cruise and asked the magic man to fix his broke-ass jumpshot.  Turns out the healer was a male prostitute.

 

            What's Next: Luke will have to play even better if Red is going to keep up with Team Orange in Week Eight.

 

 

Luke A. 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

14.00

11.25

4.25

2.50

64.29%

 

 

 

Jerry Hahn: Idle in Week Seven.

 

            What's Next: A large dose of penicillin.

 

 

Jerry Hahn 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

12.50

11.25

6.00

1.00

55.56%

 

 

 

Dave Troy: Idle in Week Seven.

 

            What's Next: Hopefully an excellent performance in Week Eight.

 

 

Dave Troy 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

10.80

5.60

3.20

0.20

NA

 

 

 

Mike Steigerwald: Mike continues to outclass the rest of HatchetBall with his high scoring.  He's the only player in HatchetBall averaging over 30 ppg and he shows no signs of slowing.  However, he might face his stiffest test yet against Team Orange, who has multiple wing defenders that can chase him around and Matt V always has a Stiffy in a gym full of sweaty guys.

 

            What's Next: Mike will try to avoid Matt V's Stiffy in Week Eight.

 

 

Mike Steigerwald 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

30.50

10.00

3.50

0.50

85.71%

 

 

 

Steve Dudek: In an almost Hollywood-type scenario, Steve came straight from the airport to play his Week Seven HatchetBall game.  Even better, Steve played one of his best games so far, dropping 18 points.  Still, most of his teammates admit that they prefer he stay in Connecticut...forever.

 

            What's Next: Team Orange squares off against Team Red in Week Eight.

 

 

Steve Dudek 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.50

9.00

3.00

1.00

50.00%

 

 

 

Mike Davis: After another whopping 17 rebounds, Mike became the first HatchetBaller to top 100 rebounds this season.  Mike is on pace to finish with 216 rebounds this season, which would demolish the current record of 147.  Sweet Jesus, that's a lotta boards.

 

            What's Next: Mike will focus on actually winning a game, as it's starting to look possible that he will break the rebound record and miss the playoffs.

 

 

Mike Davis 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

13.50

18.00

5.33

2.17

53.85%

 

 

 

Paul Hobe: Finishing with 4 points, 9 rebounds, and 2 assists, Paul helped his team overcome a feisty Light Blue squad and secure their third victory.  Dark Green is lumped together at 3-2 with half of the league.  It's going to be a great stretch run and Paul and company will likely be vying for a top spot if they continue to play this well.

 

            What's Next: Dark Green gets an opportunity to prove themselves against another 3-2 squad: Team Dark Blue.

 

 

Paul Hobe 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

6.50

6.50

0.50

0.50

50.00%

 

 

 

Mark Vitaliano: Mark has been very inconsistent in his return season to HatchetBall.  His team's record currently sits at 2-4.  In Week Seven, he struggled offensively and his team struggled along with him.  He finished with just 10 points and 1 assist in the loss.

 

            What's Next: Light Blue gets a much needed week off before returning to action in Week Nine against Team Light Green.  That game should top out in the high 30's.

 

 

Mark Vitaliano 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

15.20

8.20

1.40

0.60

40.00%

 

 

 

2014-2015 Standings

 

Team

Captain

Record

Streak

Light Green

Brennan

3-2

L1

Dark Blue

Bo

3-2

W1

Red

Beave

3-2

W1

Dark Green

Conway

3-2

W1

Orange

Matt V

3-2

W2

Grey

Johnson

3-3

L1

Light Blue

Vito

2-4

L1

Yellow

Tierney

1-4

L4