Week Ten Player Reports

 

Mark Koll: While we're still all waiting for that breakout game from Mark, his team continues to chug along, picking up win after win.  Much like last year, Mark's team has flown a bit under the radar.  But this year's squad is well-balanced in a similar fashion and will be a bear to deal with down the stretch.  If I had to come up with one "Theory of Everything", it's that Mark always wins in the end.

 

            What's Next: Dark Blue gets a week off before coming back for a good matchup with Team Red in Week Twelve.

 

Mark Koll 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

25.25

11.50

3.25

0.50

72.22%

 

 

Matt Koll: After a career week, Matt slipped back into the offensive abyss, managing only 6 points in Week Ten.  Granted, his teammates didn't do much to get him involved, but all scorers take it upon themselves to get their points.  Matt will have to be more assertive on a team that needs him to produce at a high level every week.  Matt should play his own version of "The Imitation Game" and try to replicate his 33-point performance in Week Nine.

 

            What's Next: Light Green gets a breather in Week Eleven before a critical matchup in Week Twelve against Team Dark Green.  They'll need that one.

 

Matt Koll 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.50

12.00

2.38

2.88

43.75%

 

 

Matt Vitaliano: It's that time of year again.  That magical time when Matt V has convinced himself that this is the year.  That this is the year all his best laid plans will come through and that this time around, nothing will go wrong and he'll get the title he's wanted so badly.  Simultaneously, this is also the point of the year where Matt V's plans go badly askew and he's left crying all summer, falling asleep each evening on a soft, fluffy bed of excuses.

 

            What's Next: A viewing party of "Selma" at Matt V's house.

 

Matt Vitaliano 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

12.75

4.00

0.75

0.38

NA

 

 

Rob Knapczyk: Rob continues to be the engine that makes first place Team Orange go.  While the rest of the roster cycles between hot and cold nights, Rob has been steady, dumping in points and rebounds at an incredible rate.  Let's see if moving downtown affects his production at all, as Rob has attributed much of his success to nightly Blow-J's from the Greek Freak.  Rob may have to check in to "The Grand Buttfuck Hotel" once a week in order to keep his strong season going.

 

            What's Next: Orange will get an easy one in Week Eleven in a matchup of First Vs. Worst.

 

Rob Knapczyk 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

26.38

13.13

4.00

0.38

83.67%

 

 

Luke A: DNP in Week Ten.

 

            What's Next: Luke will be back on the court in Week Eleven against Team Red.

 

Luke A. 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

13.40

10.40

3.80

2.20

57.89%

 

 

Jerry Hahn: Jerry continues to bob up and down from week to week.  It's hard to imagine following a triple-double with 3 measly points.  But here we are.  Jerry's stat lines give me a serious case of "Whiplash".  Either him or Matt Koll will have to figure out a way to remain consistently productive, or they will have wasted another season on hustle and defense.

 

            What's Next: Jerry will get a chance to practice his layups during the BYE week before returning to action in Week Twelve against Dark Green.

 

Jerry Hahn 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.86

11.14

7.43

0.71

58.62%

 

 

Dave Troy: Troy continued his hot shooting in Week Ten, helping Dark Blue improve to 6-2 on the season.  Troy broke the 20-point barrier for the second time this season and is a big reason his team has turned things around during their current 4-game win streak.  If Troy can play more like "Birdman" and less like "Turdman", he'll have a good chance at snagging his second title.

 

            What's Next: A BYE in Week Eleven.

 

Dave Troy 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.75

5.13

3.13

0.75

75.00%

 

 

 

Mike Steigerwald: Mike has been dominant in HatchetBall since his first game.  His lethal shooting makes him a constant threat, but his general ability to make plays and produce with shocking efficiency make him a special player.  In Week Ten, everything came together for Mike, as he poured in 36 points and grabbed a HatchetBall record 24 rebounds.  Turns out Mike is the real "American Sniper".

 

            What's Next: Mike will look for much of the same in Week Eleven against Team Grey.

 

Mike Steigerwald 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

30.50

12.00

4.00

0.33

88.89%

 

 

Steve Dudek: It's a sign of strength that Team Orange didn't need much out of Steve in Week Ten.  Steve put together a real stink fest, but Orange still improved to 6-2 on the season.  I can't get that excited about a 4, 2, 3 stat line, but Orange does seem to win when Steve is around.  Now that he's leaving town for work, will Orange slide backwards down the stretch?  Will they miss those 4 points?

 

            What's Next: Probably a Marriott Suite's forty dollar prostitute.

 

Steve Dudek 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.67

6.33

3.17

0.33

63.64%

 

 

 

Mike Davis: Mike continues to replay scenes from his GSBS "Boyhood" with a plethora of rebounds and missed layups, but it isn't doing any good for Team Light Blue, which is stuck in dead last place.

 

            What's Next: Light Blue will look for a major upset against Team Orange in Week Eleven.

 

Mike Davis 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

13.13

17.38

4.50

2.13

61.54%

 

 

 

Paul Hobe: Dark Green lost a gimme in Week Ten against an undermanned Team Red.  Things have turned around quickly for this squad...in a bad way.  It's time for "Better Call Paul" to take effect.

 

            What's Next: Dark Green has a must win in Week Eleven against Team Yellow.

 

Paul Hobe 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

5.83

8.67

1.83

0.83

62.50%

 

 

Mark Vitaliano: Mark V was sharp in Week Ten, mustering 25 points and 8 boards.  But it amounted to little, as Light Blue dropped its third consecutive game.

 

            What's Next: Mark V will have to be even better in Week Eleven against Team Orange.

 

Mark Vitaliano 2014-2015 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

16.43

7.71

1.14

0.43

50.00%

 

 

 

2014-2015 Standings

 

Team

Captain

Record

Streak

Orange

Matt V

6-2

W5

DarkBlue

Bo

6-2

W4

Red

Beave

4-3

W1

LightGreen

Brennan

4-4

L1

DarkGreen

Conway

3-4

L2

Yellow

Tierney

3-4

L1

Grey

Johnson

2-5

L2

LightBlue

Vito

2-6

L3