Week Ten Player Reports
Mark Koll: While we're
still all waiting
for that breakout game from Mark, his team continues to chug along,
picking up
win after win. Much like last year,
Mark's team has flown a bit under the radar.
But this year's squad is well-balanced in a similar fashion and
will be
a bear to deal with down the stretch. If
I had to come up with one "Theory of Everything", it's that Mark
always wins in the end.
What's Next: Dark Blue gets a week off before coming back for a good matchup with Team Red in Week Twelve.
Mark Koll
2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
25.25 |
11.50 |
3.25 |
0.50 |
72.22% |
Matt Koll: After a career
week, Matt
slipped back into the offensive abyss, managing only 6 points in Week
Ten. Granted, his teammates didn't do much
to get
him involved, but all scorers take it upon themselves to get their
points. Matt will have to be more
assertive on a team
that needs him to produce at a high level every week.
Matt should play his own version of "The
Imitation Game" and try to replicate his 33-point performance in Week
Nine.
What's Next: Light
Green gets a breather in Week Eleven before a critical matchup
in Week Twelve against Team Dark Green. They'll need that one.
Matt Koll
2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
11.50 |
12.00 |
2.38 |
2.88 |
43.75% |
Matt Vitaliano: It's that
time of year
again. That magical time when Matt V has
convinced himself that this is the
year. That this is the
year all his best laid plans will come through and that
this time around, nothing will go wrong
and he'll get the title he's wanted so badly.
Simultaneously, this is also the point of the year where Matt
V's plans
go badly askew and he's left crying all summer, falling asleep each
evening on
a soft, fluffy bed of excuses.
What's Next: A
viewing party of "
Matt Vitaliano
2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
12.75 |
4.00 |
0.75 |
0.38 |
NA |
Rob Knapczyk: Rob continues
to be the
engine that makes first place Team Orange go. While the rest of the roster cycles between
hot and cold nights, Rob has been steady, dumping in points and
rebounds at an
incredible rate. Let's see if moving
downtown affects his production at all, as Rob has attributed much of
his success
to nightly Blow-J's from the Greek Freak.
Rob may have to check in to "The Grand Buttfuck
Hotel" once a week in order to keep his strong season going.
What's Next:
Rob Knapczyk
2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
26.38 |
13.13 |
4.00 |
0.38 |
83.67% |
Luke A: DNP in Week Ten.
What's Next: Luke will be back on the court in Week Eleven against Team Red.
Luke A. 2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
13.40 |
10.40 |
3.80 |
2.20 |
57.89% |
Jerry Hahn: Jerry continues to bob up and down from week
to
week. It's hard to imagine following a
triple-double with 3 measly points. But
here we are. Jerry's stat lines give me
a serious case of "Whiplash".
Either him or Matt Koll
will have to figure out a way to remain consistently productive, or
they will
have wasted another season on hustle and defense.
What's Next: Jerry
will get a chance to practice his layups
during the
BYE week before returning to action in Week Twelve against Dark Green.
Jerry Hahn 2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
11.86 |
11.14 |
7.43 |
0.71 |
58.62% |
Dave Troy:
What's Next: A BYE in Week Eleven.
Dave
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
11.75 |
5.13 |
3.13 |
0.75 |
75.00% |
Mike Steigerwald: Mike has
been dominant
in HatchetBall since his first game. His lethal shooting makes him a constant
threat, but his general ability to make plays and produce with shocking
efficiency make him a special player. In
Week Ten, everything came together for Mike, as he poured in 36 points
and
grabbed a HatchetBall record 24 rebounds. Turns out Mike is
the real "American Sniper".
What's Next: Mike
will look for much of the same in Week Eleven against Team Grey.
Mike Steigerwald
2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
30.50 |
12.00 |
4.00 |
0.33 |
88.89% |
Steve Dudek: It's a sign of
strength that
Team Orange didn't need much out of Steve in Week Ten.
Steve put together a real stink fest, but
What's Next: Probably
a Marriott Suite's forty dollar prostitute.
Steve Dudek
2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
11.67 |
6.33 |
3.17 |
0.33 |
63.64% |
Mike Davis: Mike continues to replay scenes from his GSBS "Boyhood" with a plethora of rebounds and missed layups, but it isn't doing any good for Team Light Blue, which is stuck in dead last place.
What's Next: Light
Blue will look for a major upset against Team Orange in Week Eleven.
Mike
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
13.13 |
17.38 |
4.50 |
2.13 |
61.54% |
Paul Hobe: Dark Green lost a gimme
in
Week Ten against an undermanned Team Red.
Things have turned around quickly for this squad...in a bad way. It's time for "Better Call Paul" to
take effect.
What's Next: Dark
Green has a must win in Week Eleven against Team Yellow.
Paul Hobe 2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
5.83 |
8.67 |
1.83 |
0.83 |
62.50% |
Mark Vitaliano: Mark V was
sharp in Week
Ten, mustering 25 points and 8 boards.
But it amounted to little, as Light Blue dropped its third
consecutive
game.
What's Next: Mark
V will have to be even better in Week Eleven against Team Orange.
Mark Vitaliano
2014-2015 Season Averages
|
|
RPG |
APG |
BPG |
FT% |
|
16.43 |
7.71 |
1.14 |
0.43 |
50.00% |
2014-2015 Standings
|
Team |
Captain |
Record |
Streak |
|
|
Matt V |
6-2 |
W5 |
|
DarkBlue |
Bo |
6-2 |
W4 |
|
Red |
Beave |
4-3 |
W1 |
|
LightGreen |
Brennan |
4-4 |
L1 |
|
DarkGreen |
|
3-4 |
L2 |
|
Yellow |
Tierney |
3-4 |
L1 |
|
Grey |
Johnson |
2-5 |
L2 |
|
LightBlue |
Vito |
2-6 |
L3 |