Week Three Player Reports

 

Mark Koll: After stumbling against Team Dark Blue in Week Two, Mark got the Grey Goons back on track in Week Three Against Team Reching Ball.  Mark bullied his way to the basket time and time again and it looks like his team finally got the message that in order to win, they'll need to use their speed on the fast break.  The sample size is small with only three games played, but it seems clear that Mark's team sputters a bit in the half court when he isn't the one running the show.  There isn't enough ball movement or confident shooting to make zones shift from side to side, so breakdowns in transition are a more profitable target for Team Grey.  Mark was solid again, pouring in 27 points and grabbing a season high 16 rebounds.  Look for his rebound numbers to remain strong as the weeks go on; it would be surprising if he didn't average a double-double this season, which would be the first time he's achieved that feat.

            What's Next: Team Grey has their first BYE of the season in Week Four, and they'll need their rest, coming back against the solid Team Yellow-Jackets in Week Five.

 

Mark Koll 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

29.00

10.00

2.33

1.00

100.00%

 

 

Matt Koll: Idle in Week Three.

 

            What's Next: Matt Koll and Company will look to stay on top of the standings in Week Four against the bottom-feeding Team Danaher.

 

Matt Koll 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

14.00

9.00

2.50

0.00

25.00%

 

 

Matt Vitaliano: Back in action, Matt V watched his team get another victory in Week Three.  He didn't do much to help the cause, with just 6 points and 3 rebounds, but he certainly doesn't hurt his team when he's on the court, which I haven't always been able to say in the past.  It looks obvious that Team Yellow has the most talent of any team in HatchetBall.  But this season will not be the cakewalk they expect it to be.  And I wonder how they will respond when things get dicey.  As of yet, Chad and Rob have played well together.  When they are on the court together, they are +36 over opponents.  When either one of them is sitting (or both), Team Yellow is only +11 as a squad, which is good news for Matt V's best draft class ever.  Just kidding.  I made those numbers up.  But wouldn't it be cool if we had access to that level of statistic?

 

            What's Next: Matt V will bring his brethren up against Team Tierney in Week Four.  It shouldn't be much of a match-up, but you can count on the entire crowd rooting against Team Yellow.

 

Matt Vitaliano 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

8.50

3.50

1.50

0.00

0.00%

 

 

Rob Knapczyk: Rob capitalized on a weak opponent and some hot shooting to put up 33 points in Week Three.  He did most of his damage from deep, nailing a career-best 7 three-pointers in the contest, which is nice, but troubling.  The worry about Rob is that (due to his knee problems) he's lost the bounce in his step that made him a formidable force around the basket and on fast-breaks in the past.  And this game, while impressive, didn't do much to change that perception.  He shot well, but you can't always shoot well.  Also, Team Danaher might offer the weakest perimeter defense in HatchetBall.  Most of Rob's shots were uncontested gimmes.  Against a more active defense, like Team Dark Blue, he'll struggle to get open looks, unless Luke and Chad help him out.  Which they will and Rob will be fine.  Just don't expect him to put up many more 30-point games shooting mostly outside shots.

 

 

            What's Next: Rob will have a chance to work on his inside game against the slow-moving Team Red in Week Four.

 

Rob Knapczyk 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

26.50

11.50

1.50

0.50

50.00%

 

 

Luke A: Luke, Luke, Luke.  My God.  You'd think that by virtue of over 20 years of playing organized basketball Luke would have figured out how to shoot one of the easiest shots in the game (IT'S UNCONTESTED!), but you'd be wrong, my friend...you'd be wrong.  Luke continues to drop stink-bomb after stink-bomb at the free-throw line.  It's truly pathetic.  It's not surprising that most of Luke's numbers are down this year due to a deep roster, but there is no excuse for his free-throw shooting to continue to be so poor, especially for a high-volume free-throw taker.  Luke is a career 54.6% free-throw shooter.  After this start, he'll be lucky to break 40% on the year.

 

            What's Next: Luke will attempt to re-gather his confidence in Week Four against Team Red.  Matched-up against Tierney, it's likely that Luke will get a few extra chances to right the sinking ship that is his free-throw percentage.

 

Luke A. 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

7.00

7.00

3.50

3.00

25.00%

 

 

Jerry Hahn: When news came in that First-Round Pick Spider Monkey wasn't playing for Team Orange in Week Four, tremors shot through the crowd.  Jerry's team went from a clear favorite to a possible underdog against Team Red, who had shown up in full force.  And for most of the game, it looked like those fears were warranted.  Red controlled the game almost from the start.  But Jerry and his Elvin brother George Georgio refused to let Team Orange go down so easy.  With a frantic pace and tireless effort, Jerry and company forced overtime and outlasted Team Red to move to 2-1 on the season.  Jerry played the best game of his HatchetBall career, no doubt.  He fell just two assists shy of the second-ever HatchetBall triple-double, finishing with 25 points, 11 rebounds, and 8 assists.  In the process, he shattered his personal record for points in a game and tied his record for assists in a game.  Even crazier, Hahn has started the season a perfect 6 for 6 from the free throw line.  How long can he ride that wave? 

 

            What's Next: After a week off, Team Orange gets back to business in Week Five against Dark Blue.  Can their hustle help them pull out another one?

 

Jerry Hahn 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

16.50

10.00

7.50

0.00

100.00%

 

 

Dave Troy:  Merry Christmas Troy!  It looks like Santa blessed you with two presents this year.  First: that lump of shit he left in your stocking.  Second: the lump of shit he left you to play with in HatchetBall.  Troy played better in Week Three, finishing with 6 points and 3 rebounds, but it will take a serious miracle for the floundering Team Green to make it to the playoffs this year.  I'm worried that before long, we'll see Troy's face plastered onto one of those "Gone-Fishing" pictures that TNT makes every year for teams that get knocked out of the playoffs or miss the playoffs altogether.  I can picture him already, in a tiny boat with a tan fisherman's hat on, drinking a Michelobe Ultra next to Paul Pierce and Steve Blake.

 

            What's Next: Team Green will get slaughtered once again in Week Four against Matt Koll and Team Blue.  Or will they?  I have a strange feeling about that game...

 

Dave Troy 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

3.50

3.50

0.00

0.00

50.00%

 

 

2013-2014 Standings

 

Team

Captain

Record

Streak

DarkBlue

Brennan

2-0

W2

Yellow

Matt V

2-0

W2

Grey

Beave

2-1

W1

Orange

Vito

2-1

W2

Red

Tierney

1-1

L1

Brown

Rech

0-2

L2

Green

Danaher

0-2

L2

BabyBlue

McElligot

0-2

L2