Week Eleven Player Reports

 

Mark Koll: Idle in Week Ten.

           

            What's Next: The Kolls will battle it out in Week Twelve.

 

Mark Koll 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

25.88

11.13

2.13

1.25

92.11%

 

 

Matt Koll: Playing in what would turn out to be the only normal game of the night, Matt put in another strong performance, ending with 13 points, 15 rebounds, and 4 blocks.  However, his Dark Blue squad was once again frustrated on the offensive end.  Baby Blue scored in spurts and Dark Blue had no answer time and time again.  It's starting to feel like Dark Blue will be a first round playoff elimination.  Matt Koll is on the cusp of averaging a double-double this season.  Will he get there?

 

            What's Next: If Dark Blue can't get their offense going against Team Grey in Week Twelve, they might as well just start deferring on all offensive possessions and hoping for steals. 

 

Matt Koll 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

9.88

9.00

2.38

1.38

31.25%

 

 

Matt Vitaliano: In one of the more entertaining games of basketball I've seen in a long time, Matt V played the role of possum.  With his supposed bum knee, he cherry-picked the entire game.  You would think that, playing against grown adults, in a small gym, this strategy would never work.  Instead, Matt scored 21 points and set a career high.  I still don't know what to think about this game.  Even worse, Team Yellow pulled out an improbable victory to remain at the top of the standings.

 

            What's Next: Team Yellow has Week Twelve off to digest what was a real shit show in Week Eleven.  They'll be back in action against Team Grey in Week Thirteen, prepping for the stretch run.

 

Matt Vitaliano 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.60

3.00

1.00

0.20

0.00%

 

 

Rob Knapczyk: No one wanted Rob's season to end this way.  We all would have preferred his season ending with an impromptu eloped marriage to Katie Cochran.  That would have made me much happier.  Instead, we have the brutal truth of his injury.  It was a sad week for HatchetBallers all over the globe.

 

            What's Next: Rob will continue his role as Team Yellow SuperFan.

 

Rob Knapczyk 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

25.25

10.38

3.50

0.13

62.96%

 

 

Luke A:

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            What's Next: Luke will likely not have a triple double in Team Yellow's next game in Week Thirteen.

 

Luke A. 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

7.56

8.22

5.00

3.00

42.11%

 

 

Jerry Hahn: Idle in Week Eleven.

 

            What's Next: Critical match up in Week Twelve between Team Orange and Team Red.

 

Jerry Hahn 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.86

10.14

6.29

0.57

61.90%

 

 

Dave Troy:  21 points.  8 rebounds.  2 assists.  1-2 free throws.

           

            What's Next: "They are who we thought they were!"

 

Dave Troy 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

10.00

5.00

1.22

0.44

66.67%

 

 

Mike Steigerwald: The exhilaration of the crapfest final game in Week Eleven overshadowed the power-outage second game, which was another fun one to watch.  Somehow playing second fiddle to an incredible shooting performance from Mickey Maloney, Mike gathered 33 points and 14 rebounds in a big win over Team Brown.  Team Red isn't quite the same without all three of their chubby chuckers, but with Mike and Mickey shooting lights out, they'll be in every game from here on out.

 

            What's Next: Red will need shots to fall in Week Twelve in order to keep up with Team Orange.

 

Mike Steigerwald 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

22.20

10.80

3.20

0.00

81.48%

 

 

2013-2014 Standings

 

Team

Captain

Record

Streak

Yellow

Matt V

7-2

W1

Orange

Vito

6-2

W3

Red

Tierney

5-4

W1

BabyBlue

McElligot

4-4

W1

DarkBlue

Brennan

4-4

L1

Grey

Beave

4-4

L1

Green

Danaher

2-7

L1

Brown

Rech

1-7

L4