Week One Player Reports

 

Mark Koll: Per the norm, Mark came out guns blazing in Week One.  He finds himself playing with a few familiar faces and a few unfamiliar ones.  But regardless of who he is playing with, he has been able to produce at a high level over the years.  Expect much of the same in 2013-2014.  On paper, it would figure to be tough sledding for his team to match up with some of the deeper, more talented teams in the league, but Mark always finds a way to keep his team in contention.  With a scrappy bunch of smart players, one can assume he'll be vying for his third championship in a row come springtime.  In Week One, he dropped 36 points and snagged 8 rebounds.  He may not shoot that well again the entire season, but with the composition of his team, he may be headed for a prodigious year, numbers-wise.

 

            What's Next: Mark will get an early-season test in Week Two against Dark Blue in another classic showdown between the Koll brothers.  Blood will spill.

 

Mark Koll 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

36.00

8.00

2.00

1.00

100.00%

 

 

Matt Koll: Yet again promising a return to offensive brilliance in 2013-2014, Matt demonstrated much of the same in his Week One slaughter of Team Light Green.  He played solid help-side defense and was effective on the boards, but there was none of that offensive aggression he'll need to get his numbers out of the cellar.  It isn't necessarily the number of shots attempted, either.  Scoring is a mindset.  And, thus far, Matt has deferred to the days of old, passing first and not blatantly looking to score.  His team could use some extra scoring from him, too.  They have a nice, deep roster, but they seem thin on playmakers and shooters.  If Matt wants to get back on top and claim his third title in four years, he'll need to step outside his comfort zone more often.

 

            What's Next: Matt and the boys will be squaring off against Team Grey in Week Two in what promises to be an early season clash of heavyweights.

 

Matt Koll 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

7.00

8.00

3.00

0.00

NA

 

 

Matt Vitaliano: Feasting on the general stupidity of the rest of the captains, Matt V used good draft strategy, luck, and trade finesse to assemble what is undoubtedly the most talented team in the league.  However, I remember saying very similar things about the team he drafted last year, a team that barely made it out of the first round of the playoffs.  But a tip of the cap is due to this aging wonder, as he set out to put together a contender, and has clearly done just that.  On the court, his skills remain limited, but based on Week One, he seems to fit better with this group than the group he drafted a year ago.  With all the attention Rob and Chad attract, Matt should have loads of good looks this season.  Let's see if he can capitalize.  I'm skeptical, of course.  This is Matt V, after all.

 

 

            What's Next: Matt V's team is off on Week Two, with a BYE.  They also have a BYE in Week Three, against Team Danaher.

 

Matt Vitaliano 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

11.00

4.00

1.00

0.00

NA

 

 

Rob Knapczyk: It's been an interesting off-season for Rob.  For years, he's complained that, as the consensus first pick of the draft, that his roster was depleted to the point that it was too difficult to secure a championship.  By the way of a freak injury, Rob, more or less, got his wish.  His draft position fell to second (though probably not because of the injury) and he got paired with some great players.  This is definitely Rob's best chance to grab his first HatchetBall title.  The interesting question is what exact role Rob will play in the hunt for that title.  In Week One, he finished with 20 points and 12 rebounds.  But he struggled around the basket and his transition game has melted away completely with the loss of mobility he's struggling through as he rehabs his knee.  Without those easy buckets, not only will his numbers drop, his team function may change to that of outside shooter, which could spell trouble on a team over-stocked with shoot-first types.

 

 

            What's Next: In Week Three, Rob will have a chance to build a little more cohesion with this new teammates and they can start the process of defining roles.  Who is the main playmaker on this team?  Is it Rob?  Is it Chad?  Screen-setting Luke?  We know one thing for sure.  It isn't Matt V.

 

Rob Knapczyk 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

20.00

12.00

2.00

1.00

NA

 

 

Luke A: Like Rob, Luke will also benefit this season from Matt V's solid draft.  He's going to play a key role in keeping their team organized when the inevitable night comes that Chad wants 30 shots, Rob wants 30 shots, and Matt V dies of old age.  He'll have to be the glue-guy and do a little bit of everything.  Week One was a nice start in that direction.  Luke piled up 4 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assists, and 6 blocks.  He continued his poor free-throw shooting (going an abysmal 0 for 4), but he set the HatchetBall all-time record for blocks in a game.  Always good to start the year with a performance like that, even if most of those "blocks" were blatant fouls.

 

            What's Next: Luke and the gang are off in Week Two, but return for an easy one in Week Three against the self-destructive Team Danaher.

 

Luke A. 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

4.00

7.00

4.00

6.00

0.00%

 

 

Jerry Hahn: Jerry was a late scratch in Week One, getting himself into a pickle the night before.  His team fell to Matt V's Team Yellow and he was listed as a DNP.

 

 

            What's Next: Probably a sucker punch to the other eye.

 

Jerry Hahn 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

NA

NA

NA

NA

NA

 

 

Dave Troy:  Dave seems to have drawn the shortest straw this year.  It isn't that his team lacks ability; they have 3-4 solid players.  The issue is that most of those players are whiney, moody babies that would rather complain than hustle back on defense.  Troy doesn't fit the mold of that type of player and, lumped alongside them, he will have an uphill struggle finding his place.  He struggled mightily from the field in Week One, as did most of his team.  But don't count his team out just yet.  One game is one game, and they ran into the buzz-saw of reigning champion Mark Koll.  When Troy, and his team, catch a few breaks, they might be able to string a few wins together here and there.  Long-term prognosis doesn't look great for this bunch, but anything is possible in HatchetBall.

 

            What's Next: After a much-needed week off in Week Two, Troy's bunch will return against one of the best teams in the league.  They don't stand much of a chance in that game, but a good showing will be key to salvaging what appears to be (ONLY IN WEEK ONE!) an already lost season.

 

Dave Troy 2013-2014 Season Averages

 

PPG

RPG

APG

BPG

FT%

1.00

4.00

0.00

0.00

50.00%

 

 

2013-2014 Standings

 

Team

Captain

Record

Streak

Grey

Beave

1-0

W1

Yellow

Matt V

1-0

W1

Dark Blue

Brennan

1-0

W1

 

Tierney

0-0

 

 

Rech

0-0

 

 

McElligot

0-1

L1

 

Danaher

0-1

L1

Orange

Vito

0-1

L1