Week Fifteen Player Reports

 

Mark - His team playing noticeably different over the last few weeks, Mark has ramped up his scoring production big time.  In Week Fifteen, he put up 37 points and snagged 12 rebounds.  But, yet again, it took every inch of his effort for Brown to sneak by a Yellow team that probably won't make the playoffs.  Brown had the first seed locked up before the game even started, but with the regular season almost in the rearview mirror, they'll have to figure out a way to return to the dominance that they played with over the first half of the season.  Otherwise, some other less-than-deserving team might snake away the championship that belongs to them.

 

Jerry - Another double-double for Geraldo Hahn, with 11, 10, and 5 assists.  You might as well put 10-10-5 on his tombstone at this point.  While your at it, you might want to put a few diapers on there, too.

 

Rob - Stumbling his way to the post-season, Rob put up perhaps his worst performance in his three years as a HatchetBaller.  He scored a season-low 16 points.  More importantly, his team got beaten badly once again.  Now, his second seed is in danger going into Week Sixteen.  Obviously, he'll still make the playoffs either way, but with his team playing this poorly, you have to think Orange will be one and done regardless of which seed they get.  That's how bad they look.

 

Matt K - The short-lived, mid-season offensive outburst by Matt seems to be firmly over.  He got skunked in Week Fifteen for zero points, though he did manage 7 rebounds, 4 assists, and 3 blocks.  To be fair, though, his team didn't really need him to score, so his lack of scoring made almost no difference.

 

Matt V - Speaking of turnarounds, this creaky old mustard-packer has at least gotten himself back to his usual, shitty standards of production.  He hit three 3-pointers and finished with 11 points in Light Blue's run away win over Team Crapczyk.  I mean, you can't ask much more out of him, so let's give him a little credit.  And if you feel uncomfortable giving him any credit at all, just go ahead and watch his Highlight Reel.  You'll instantly feel better.