Week Three Player Reports

Rob - racked up 37 points for the second consecutive game and ran his streak of 30+ games up to three. He also eclipsed 100 points for the season, putting him on pace to accumulate well over 400 in the regular season. Then again, his team is only 1-2 and Rob has revealed a pattern of falling apart in close games. One has to wonder if HatchetBall has found its Karl Malone, Patrick Ewing, and Charles Barkley all balled into one in the form of Rob Knapczyk - a good player who will never lead his team anywhere.

Jerry - The only other player in action, Jerry put his name in the record books by tying the single game record for assists - with eight. But while Jerry was able to set his teammates up, he couldn't get himself going, scoring only four points. I have to believe that Jerry will need to score more if his team is to move forward with success. Because I certainly don't believe that the reason they lost was that Matt V didn't play. There's no way that's the reason. In other news, Matt V is a pussy for letting his team down by not showing up: proof once again that the only thing he should be captain of is Captain of the Dickheads.