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Mark Koll

Mark added to his legendary stockpile of awards, securing his 4th Mr. Score Award and 1st MVP award in 2020.  A previous Mr. Swat and Mr. Glass award winner, Mark also became the first player to secure 5 HatchetBall titles and looks down upon his supposed peers with contempt.

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Matt Koll

Holding the all-time record for career winning percentage at .647, Matt has a long resume of winning.  He has earned awards for Defensive Player of the Year (1), Mr. Glass (1), and Mr. Swat (2).  His 3 titles are supported by holding the records for career rebounds (1,357) and assists (493). 

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Matt Vitaliano

This four-time champion is 1 of only 4 players to have eclipsed 1,000 points, 300 3-Pointers, and 500 Rebounds.  His winning percentage over the last two regular seasons is a pathetic .292.
  
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Luke Asimakopoulos

Luke holds a slew of HatchetBall hardware, including 2 titles, 1 Defensive Player of the Year award, 2 Most Improved Player awards, 1 Mr. Glass award, and 3 Mr. Swat awards.  His decision to sit-out the Pandemic Playoffs may tarnish his legacy.

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Jerry Hahn

The runt of the litter captured his 2nd HatchetBall title in 2020 along with his 3rd Defensive Player of the Year award and 5th Mr. Dimes award (both records).  It’s clear Jerry can only win when playing with Mark.

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Dave Troy

After 7 astounding seasons of misery, Troy finally returned to the title game in 2020; had his actual team shown up, they may have not fallen short.  Troy currently sits 4th on the all-time scoring list with 1,565 total career points. 

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Mike Steigerwald

7 Years into his HatchetBall career, this two-time MVP still hasn’t played in a title game.  Expect him to finally fall in the draft, giving him a better chance at a competitive team.

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Steve Dudek

Can’t beat teenagers.   

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Bobby Dudek


In his 3rd HatchetBall season, Bobby secured the Most Improved Player award and picked up his 1st title.  He’s become a sneaky value pick deep in the draft for anyone paying attention.



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Brad Falco

After 2 seasons, Brad is just 3 points shy of 100 career points.  Former Rookie of the Year from 2019, let’s see who he gets teamed up with next season.

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Rob Knapczyk

Ex-Retiree, Rob has established a long and uneven HatchetBall legacy.  While he’s 1st all-time for winning percentage in the regular season (.657), he’s a shocking 7th overall in career winning percentage in the playoffs (.563).  This critical difference is what has left him with only 2 titles to his credit.  His 3 MVP awards and Las Vegas meltdowns will not save him from a lifetime of regret unless he can find his way back into the winner’s circle.

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Eric Mittermann

Eric was deported to England in 2017 for poor dental hygiene.

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Mark Vitaliano


The much-better basketball talent in the Vitaliano household, his ambivalence towards HatcheBall resulted in a short career that left most of his potential untapped.

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Mike Davis


After a stunning Rookie of the Year campaign in 2014, Mike's career was tragically cut short by two consecutive injuries.  While his tenure was brief, Mike should still be remembered as one of the best rebounders in HatchetBall history.

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Paul Hobe


Paul immortalized himself by becoming a HatchetBall champion in 2016.  Shortly after, he got an ouchie on his finger and he was never seen again.

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Ryan Drish


Better known for his acting skills in the annual HatchetBall awards banquet videos, Drish did play an astounding (3) actual HatchetBall games in 2012.  Total career points: 2.

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