Mark Koll This 5-Time champion also has 4 scoring titles and led the league in rebounds and blocks in 2018. He was the MVP in 2019 and in the 2022-2023 season he will become the first player to eclipse 4,000 career points. Career Stats Mark Koll Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Matt Koll One of just four players in HatchetBall history to secure 1,000 points and 1,000 rebounds, he also has a treasure trove of other accomplishments. He secured his 4th title in 2022, putting him just 1 shy of being tied for the all-time lead. Career Stats Matt Koll Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Matt Vitaliano This four-time champion hasn't done shit since 2017. Career Stats Matt Vitaliano Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Luke Asimakopoulos After a bounce-back season in 2021-2022, Luke looks ready to add to his two titles. He's always been a strong supporting cast type of player, and there are plenty of high-level scorers the need support. His draft position will make or break his year in 2022-2023. Career Stats Luke Asimakopoulos Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Jerry Hahn 3-Time Champion, Jerry has quickly become the captain to beat. He one of only two players with 1,000+ career points, 1,000+ career rebounds, and 500+ career assists. He will become a father in 2022 and is excited to learn how to read alongside his child. Career Stats Jerry Hahn Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Dave Troy It's been a full decade since he won his first and only title. Will Dave Troy ever figure it out? Career Stats Dave Troy Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season Steve Dudek Steve stinks and refuses to change anything, so expect him to have awful results until his giant heart explodes. Career Stats Steve Dudek Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season Bobby Dudek The
one-time champion has doesn't much over the last two seasons.
Let's see if he can find a roster that gives him a shot to show
what he can do in 2022-2023. Career Stats Bobby Dudek Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season Brad Falco The former Rookie of the Year (2018) won his first title in 2022. His penis video editing skills are also top notch. Career Stats Brad Falco Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season Rob Knapczyk Coming hot off one of the most disappointing years of his career, Rob will have to find his own way back to the winner's circle. He remains one of the most dominant scorers in the league on some nights and one of the whiniest losers on others. He'll need to find a balance between the two. Career Stats Rob Knapczyk Highlight Reels 2021-2022 Season 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season 2012-2013 Season <RETIRED LOSERS> Mike Steigerwald This one-time champion was a HatchetBall scoring supernova for 8 years. He was forced into an early retirement due to family responsibilities. Will he ever return? Career Stats Mike Steigerwald Highlight Reels 2020-2021 Season 2019-2020 Season 2018-2019 Season 2017-2018 Season 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season 2013-2014 Season Eric Mittermann Eric was deported to England in 2017 for poor dental hygiene. Career Stats Eric Mittermann Highlight Reels 2016-2017 Season 2015-2016 Season Mark Vitaliano The much-better basketball talent in the Vitaliano household, his ambivalence towards HatcheBall resulted in a short career that left most of his potential untapped. Career Stats Mark Vitaliano Highlight Reels 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season Mike Davis After a stunning Rookie of the Year campaign in 2014, Mike's career was tragically cut short by two consecutive injuries. While his tenure was brief, Mike should still be remembered as one of the best rebounders in HatchetBall history. Career Stats Mike Davis Highlight Reels 2014-2015 Season Paul Hobe Paul immortalized himself by becoming a HatchetBall champion in 2016. Shortly after, he got an ouchie on his finger and he was never seen again. Career Stats Paul Hobe Highlight Reels 2015-2016 Season 2014-2015 Season Ryan Drish Better known for his acting skills in the annual HatchetBall awards banquet videos, Drish did play an astounding (3) actual HatchetBall games in 2012. Total career points: 2. Career Stats Ryan Drish Highlight Reels None
|